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Hi, my name is Joe.
I have a wife and three kids and I worked in a button factory. One day my boss came to me and said, "Joe, are you busy?"
I said, "No."
He said, "Well, I'm sorry, but we're outsourcing your job to China."
I said, "But what about my wife and three kids?"
And he said, "If they need a job, send them to China. The conditions aren't great and neither is the pay, but by God they will make great buttons."
After they left I was lonely. So I started doing something else with my life...
